Today's stories [2.20.09]
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Advertisement painted on back of a delivery truck:
(Read first letters vertically)
The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President
Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?"
Clinton responded: "Just pay it."
people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after
drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney
officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing
out that "it's a small hurl after all."
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