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"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed." 


We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners 
around here. 

                                        - Edward Abbey


You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey


"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human 
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell." 

                                     - S. J. Gould


"If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it 
all gambling." 

- Paul Bartunek


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