Today's quotes [2.7.09]
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"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed."
- Christopher Morley
Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.
- W. C. Fields
"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "
- Ashleigh Brilliant
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without
proving that you are unworthy of winning.
- Adlai Stevenson
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