Today's quotes [2.3.09]
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A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
America is a land of untold wealth.
- Internal Revenue Service
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