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He's so vain every time he masturbates 
he dedicates it to a different girl

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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.


Sent by Angela


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   Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
   I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.


  

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Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. 

     - Harry S. Truman

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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton

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