Today's quotes [2.27.09]
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He's so vain every time he masturbates
he dedicates it to a different girl
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.
Sent by Angela
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day.
- Harry S. Truman
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much.
- G.K. Chesterton
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