Today's quotes [2.26.09]
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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also
like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'"
-- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she
presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast.
"I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people
at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing."
-- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer.
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