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Today's standards of performance are 
yesterday's standards of excellence and 
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.


Sent by Paul

1. 




I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable

2. 




Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".


3. 




Airline quotes:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

4. 




I have a great dog.  She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination.  Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it 
back to me.


5. 



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