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Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.


I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen


"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Steve Martin


You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.


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