Today's quotes [2.15.09]
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Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.
"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."
- Jay Leno
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