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Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. 

                     -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 
career." 

                                      - Gloria Steinem

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"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 
Mary." 

                                   - Margaret Atwood

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"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are 
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and 
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways." 

                                             - Mark Schmidt

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