Today's poems [2.10.09]
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A young man from Peloponnesus
Seduced all his nephews and nieces.
At the point of a sword
He married his ward.
And was the father of triplets, by Jesus.
There was an old maid in Van Nuys
Who went crazy from making mud pies.
She would fill them with farts
And pickled beef-hearts,
And bake them between her fierce thighs.
I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,
No more fucking dinosaur.
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would never do better than t
There was an old woman'
who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children
that her cunt fell off!!
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