Today's jokes [2.6.09]

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The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged 
the designers to come out with a bra for
over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction. 

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for 
parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he 
said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting." 

This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said
"Good morning ladies.."

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest 
"Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow
attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight
sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down
at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the twinkle
in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident. 
Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room
and seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her
voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee. 
The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for
his morning cigar. 
As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said,
"Honey, I don't understand it. Here you are a young bride with an old
husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw." 
"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for
60 years and I thought he was talking about money!"

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