Today's jokes [2.25.09]
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Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.
With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.
But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.
The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the\
madder the father got.
One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff.
The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.
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