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Two men are meeting on the street.
"It was very cold this morning."
"How cold was it?"
I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer
with his hands in his own pockets."


What does Bill say to prospective interns?

"Haven't I cum across your face before?"


A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask 
her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."


A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During 

his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he 

gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch

hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.

In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on

Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son
of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit
and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,"Don't worry
i got him with  the gas can!"

Sent by Rob


How do you change a blonde's mind?

     Blow in her ear. 


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