Today's jokes [2.15.09]
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Two men are meeting on the street.
"It was very cold this morning."
"How cold was it?"
I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer
with his hands in his own pockets."
What does Bill say to prospective interns?
"Haven't I cum across your face before?"
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask
her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."
A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During
his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he
gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch
hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.
In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on
Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son
of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit
and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,"Don't worry
i got him with the gas can!"
Sent by Rob
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
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