Today's jokes [2.10.09]

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Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were 
asked if they would ever sleep with President 
Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife
in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted.

To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. 
The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?" 
He replies, "No." 
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!!
I don't want to get that again...!"

   Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on
   a manual rotisserie.
   A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped,
   and your
   monkey's on fire."
   

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