Today's stories [12.1.09]

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Being very patriotic Kelly went with a Judi to register to vote.
We filled out the forms and handed them to the registrar.  He
looked them over and handed Judi's back to her.  "You
answered the question on your 'State Of Birth' wrong."  She'd
written:  "alive".

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to
buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have
videos of the wedding."  (Jim,10)

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours."  (Kally, 9)

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need somebody to clean up after them!"  (Lynette, 9)

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a
kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."  (Kenny, 7)

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