Today's quotes [12.5.09]

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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.

Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

     - Groucho Marx 

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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