Today's quotes [12.31.09]

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"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury

"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding 
a charge." 

                                        - Edward Chilton

"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take 
them off." 

- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air 
Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

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