Today's quotes [12.3.09]

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill

You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle,
      former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990 

'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley

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