Today's quotes [12.29.09]

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm,
so I know what I would have smelled of.

Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.

Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.

                                                  -Hemant Joshi

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