Today's quotes [12.23.09]

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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

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