Today's quotes [12.2.09]

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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
                                             
--- Jack E. Leonard

* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
       how he found out.

"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)

The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

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