Today's quotes [12.1.09]

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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas

The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

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