Today's jokes [12.8.09]

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What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

Hugh Grant.

   A man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off.
   
   He thinks, "This is probably not a good thing," so he picks up the
   knobby end and sticks it in his pocket, then races off to the doctor.
   He waits in the surgery for a bit, then he's called in.
   
   The doctor greets him and asks, "What's the problem?"
   
   "Well, doctor, I was urinating and my knob fell off. Here it is." And
   he reaches into his pocket and hands the piece to the doctor.
   
   The doctor looks, frowns, then replies, "What are you talking about?
   This is a marshmellow!"
   
   "Well, that can't be right! I ate my last marshmellow on the way in
   here!"
   

A guy was driving down the road in his Yugo during a thunder storm, when 
his windshield wiper broke. He drives until he comes to an auto body shop. 
He goes into the shop, walks up to the counter and says, "Excuse me,
but could you give me a windshield wiper for my Yugo?" The clerk leans 
against the counter and thinks for a while. Finally he says, "Sure...that 
sounds like a fair trade." 

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the 
outside?
šššA: K9P.

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa.  When he came back, his 
colleagues asked him how it had been.  "Oh, it was very disappointing,"
he said.  "I didn't kill a thing.  I'd have been better off staying here 
in the hospital."

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