Today's jokes [12.18.09]

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So the elephant says to the naked man . . .

"You breathe through that little thing?" 

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

You get mono from from snatching a kiss.... 

What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?

"Don't do anything 'till I get back." 

If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who
are the men fooling around with?

Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

A: Bullshit

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