Today's stories [11.9.09]

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Michele's son was attending the  Cub Scout meeting.  One of
the other parents there asked what was going to happen
Thanksgiving week -- was there going to be a meeting or not. 
The Scout Leader replied, (no kidding), "We'll just have to
see what day Thanksgiving falls on this year."

Casey Silver yesterday resigned his position as chairman and 
CEO of Universal Pictures. ... or, as he prefers to put it 
"Met Joe Black."

 people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after 
drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney 
officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing 
out that "it's a small hurl after all."

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