Today's stories [11.22.09]

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Cloning Update:

The scientists responsible for the first successful cloning
of a mammal say it took years of trial and error. Which is why you
never hear songs by Kennys A through F. 

The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut.
"But that won't have much effect," says Michael X. Ferraro. "Once you've
cloned sheep, it's not that difficult to counterfeit money." 

Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus company's claim that
versions of Internet Explorer 3.0 and above possess another
hole in security by calling the feature in question a "design
thing, not a bug." 

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