Today's stories [11.13.09]

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I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I 
was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the 
friend's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped 
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood 
there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that 
hungry."

In an upcoming Playboy interview, Geraldo Rivera calls Barbara 
Walters "a very sexy babe" who is "profoundly sensual, very 
female being with a great body." He also says, "I'm no homo, 
but I'm not ashamed to say that I'd do Hugh Downs in a 
heartbeat." 

It is quite common during the first clinical year for med 
students to suddenly "pass out" from standing bedside too 
long. I remember one of these sessions where the patient was 
an English tourist visiting Malaysia, and ended up sick in my 
hospital.  We were all gathered in the patient's room and the 
clinician went on and on and on.  The patient was clearly 
waiting for something to happen.  Finally the clinician asked for 
a volunteer to do a basic physical on the young man.  The next 
thing we knew, one of the junior med students had fainted, and 
landed face down onto the patient's crotch.  He must be one
impressed tourist.

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