Today's stories [11.12.09]

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The other day, I was told that the reason why women wear bright-red
lipstick is for men to subliminally think of the other set of lips.

I was told that from a girl who was wearing bright-red lipstick

Sent by Yasha

In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede
with a shot from his .22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted
off a rock near the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head,
fracturing his skull. 

I was at my Aunt's house once and she is getting married so she asks my
cousin a question "Would you seat my guests at my wedding." My cousin
replied "How do I seat them.....alphabetical order?"

Sent by nukem

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