Today's quotes [11.9.09]

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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook

"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.

Bumper Sticker seen in DC...

Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole

"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."

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