Today's quotes [11.8.09]

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The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

Four years ago...  No, it was yesterday. Today I...  No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I...  No, I don't.

"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes

"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 

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