Today's quotes [11.7.09]
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
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