Today's quotes [11.6.09]

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"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me

"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

sent SC123

I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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