Today's quotes [11.5.09]

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"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher

It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

     - John Andrew Holmes 

I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father." 

    - Dave George 

"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
 attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
 leap for the beef industry..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

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