Today's quotes [11.4.09]

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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill

Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch

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