Today's quotes [11.30.09]
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. "
- definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."
"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
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