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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
George Gobal.


"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
       him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
       cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."


"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen


If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. 

- Kelvin Throop 


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