Today's quotes [11.3.09]

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"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the
 Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's
 going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the
 marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"
                        -- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"

"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

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