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If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.


"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle


Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...


A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.


A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.


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