Today's quotes [11.27.09]
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Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
-- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela
"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
-- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
-Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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