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Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
       inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
       his neighbour.


"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
                        -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela


"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
                        -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words


"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.


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