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I have the oldest typewriter in the world.  It types in pencil.


Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
   reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
   other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
   --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22


"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page,


Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.


A penny saved is ridiculous.


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