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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this 
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

                -Dave Barry


Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!


"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)


Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 


"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"


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