Today's quotes [11.22.09]
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
- Jim Harrison
Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
"It must have gone down while I was up..."
-- Janet Robertson
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