Today's quotes [11.22.09]

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson

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