Today's quotes [11.21.09]

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He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.

My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...

Killing time murders opportunities.

"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
 advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
 of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
                        -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets. 

     - Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H 

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