Today's quotes [11.2.09]

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
        inner tact and an outer deference.
                                        -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her 
son-in-law suffer in here dreams. 
       - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin 

Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
       target selection.

"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

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