Today's quotes [11.19.09]
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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Dave Carhart
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