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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
                        -- fortune


"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))


"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.


"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 


Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart 


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