Today's quotes [11.18.09]
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Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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