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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.


"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents." 

     - Billiam Coronel 


'A women's work is never done by men'



   Here's one seen above a urinal:
   look up
   look up
   [even higher on the wall]
   keep looking up
   [on the ceiling]
   Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!



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