Today's quotes [11.16.09]

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"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"

* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum

A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." 

     - O.J. Simpson 

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