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Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.


"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.


The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman


"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison 


"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.


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