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All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner. 


Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
                    --Ben Franklin


He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by


"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
 they'd read:

        This is a test, please ignore

 or perhaps:

        The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
        this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
        warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
                        -- Malcolm Ray,


I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."


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